An 80-years-old man goes to a doctor for chek up. The doctor is amazed at his shape.” To what do you attribute your remarkably good health ?”
“ I am a turkey hunter and that ‘s why I’m in good shape . Get up before daylight , chase turkeys up and down the montains.”
The doctor say ,” well , I’m sure helps , but there have to be genetic factors. How old was your dad when he died?
“who says my dad’s dead?”
“you are 80 years old and your dad alive ? How old is him?”
“Dad’s 100. In fact , He turkey hunted with me this morning.”
“what about dad’s dad – How old was he when he died ?”
“who says my granddad’s dead?”
“You are 80 years old and you grandfather’s still living ? How old is he?
“118.”
“I suppose you’re going to tell me he went turkey hunting this morning?”
“No. He got married.”
The docor looks at the man in amazement.”Got Married?Why would a 118-years –old guy want to get married?”
The old-timer answers ,”Who say he wanted to?”
-ardell Wieczorek
Taken from : reader2 digest , july 2004
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